The Funny Farm
The Funny Farm Shed — the little store at the farm entrance

At the entrance

The Shed

Our little store at the farm entrance. It's where you check in, grab a bag of grain to feed the animals, and pick up something good to take home — eggs from our hens, honey from our bees, and goods from local makers we love.

From our farm

Direct from us — what we grow, raise, or put up ourselves.

Fresh eggs

Gathered from our hens that morning when we can. Brown, blue, sometimes green.

U-pick blackberries

In season starting the first week of July. Bring a bucket and long sleeves — these are thorned.

Bags of grain

$2 a bag. Use it to feed our goats, donkeys, ponies, and friends throughout the farm.

Souvenirs

Funny Farm tees, mugs, stickers, and the kind of things a kid will pick out and hold the whole way home.

Local makers

Meet our makers

We stock goods from East Tennessee artisans, farmers, and small businesses we trust. Inventory rotates with the seasons and what they bring us.

Stanton Family Honey

Right here on the farm

Raw, unfiltered honey from our own bees. Wildflower, sourwood, and clover varieties depending on the season.

  • Honey

Greene County Soapworks

Greene County, TN

Handmade goat-milk soap, lotion bars, and lip balms. Goat milk supplied by friends down the road.

  • Soap & body care

Mountain Mama Preserves

East Tennessee

Small-batch jams, jellies, and apple butter put up the old way. Blackberry and strawberry move fast.

  • Jams & preserves

The Whittler's Workshop

Washington County, TN

Hand-carved wooden bowls, spoons, and farmhouse decor. One of a kind — when they're gone, they're gone.

  • Woodwork

Appalachian Apparel Co.

Northeast Tennessee

Locally printed tees, hoodies, and hats — including our own Funny Farm gear.

  • Apparel

Sweet Tea Candle Co.

Greeneville, TN

Hand-poured soy candles in mason jars. Scents that smell like the South — magnolia, sweet tea, fresh hay.

  • Candles

Cornerstone Pottery

Jonesborough, TN

Stoneware mugs, bowls, and serving dishes thrown by hand. Each piece a little different.

  • Pottery

Tucked Away Bakery

Chuckey, TN

Sourdough loaves, biscuits, and seasonal sweets. Available some weekends — call ahead if you've got your heart set on something.

  • Bakery

Are you a local maker who'd like to be carried at the Shed? Get in touch — we love meeting new folks.

Come browse the Shed

Open during our farm hours, March through November. Can't make it out? A lot of what we sell is online too.

On the farm

Birthday parties on our farm

Three-hour private parties starting at $250 — pony rides, our covered building for cake, and a barn lot full of animals waiting for the birthday kid.

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