The Funny Farm

What we offer

Our farm, open to you

From a quick weekend visit to a school field trip, a birthday party, a private photo shoot, or our mobile petting zoo at your event — here's everything we'd love to share with you.

Walk-In Visits

Walk-In Visits

We're open to the public on weekends in season. Come hand-feed our working animals, browse our Shed, and meet whatever new babies we've got on the farm.

  • Open weekends mid-March through November
  • Cash or card at the Shed
Admission, age 2 and up $5 / person
Grain for animals $2/bag and $10/bucket
Pony or horse ride (staff-led in round pen) $5
Visit info & rules →
Photography Sessions

Photography Sessions

Bring your camera and shoot with our animals. Goats, donkeys, ponies, horses, chickens... and yes, we can put a horn on a pony to make you a unicorn. One of us is with you the whole time when animals involved.

  • Staff support included
  • Available animals: goats, donkeys, chickens, horses, ponies, baby cows (when available)
Farm/barn use (NO animals) $25 / hour
Single-animal exclusive session $50 / hour
See photography details →
Field Trips & Groups

Field Trips & Groups

School groups, scouts, homeschool co-ops, church groups... we'll show you around. Our tour walks around the goat field, barn lot, chicken coop, Highland cattle, and more. We talk through the purpose of farm animals, farming our land, animal care, and where your food comes from.

  • Goat field, barn lot, chicken coop, Highland cattle, and the Shed
  • Open lunch area for students
  • Large gravel parking: buses welcome
Pricing varies by group size & program Call to quote
See field trip details →
Birthday Parties

Birthday Parties

Three-hour birthday packages on our farm- pony rides for the kids, feed bags for our animals, our covered party building for cake and presents, and 10 kid passes included.

  • 10 kid passes included in the base package
  • Pony rides for the birthday kid and guests
  • Covered party building
  • Bring your own decor, tablecloths, food, and cake
  • Piñatas welcome (just clean up after)
3-hour party package (includes 10 kids) $250
Additional kid pass $10
Buckets of grain 10 each
Birthday booking & FAQ →
Mobile Petting Zoo

Mobile Petting Zoo

Funny Farm Delivered. We trailer our friendliest animals to you: nursing homes, schools, churches, parties, corporate events. Pony and horse rides available as well!

  • Travel within 10 miles of the farm included
  • 2-hour time slot included
  • Staff handlers stay with the animals for the duration
  • Setup and teardown handled by us
1 animal $400
2 animals $500
3 animals $600
4 animals $700
5 animals $800
Up to 10 animals $1,600
See mobile zoo details →
Farrier Services

Farrier Services

We offer horseshoeing and hoof trimming for horses, donkeys, ponies, and goats. Give us a call or text to see if we are taking new clients.

  • Horses, donkeys, ponies, and goats
  • Trims and shoeing
Pricing varies by service & animal Call to quote

While you're here

Don't miss what's coming up

Bottle-feeding the babies, hayrides through the back pasture, summer camp, the fall festival — we run a whole calendar of seasonal happenings you can book ahead. Tickets go through Ticketleap.

See what's happening ↗

On the farm

Birthday parties on our farm

Three-hour private parties starting at $250 — pony rides, our covered building for cake, and a barn lot full of animals waiting for the birthday kid.

Plan a party →