What we offer
Mobile Petting Zoo
Funny Farm Delivered. We trailer a selection of our friendliest animals to your venue and run the petting station ourselves — you focus on your event.
Funny Farm Delivered
1 animal $400
2 animals $500
3 animals $600
4 animals $700
5 animals $800
Up to 10 animals $1,600
Add-ons
Extra mileage (beyond 10-mile radius) $1 / mile
Extra hour (beyond the 2-hour slot) $300
Rides for ponies and horses available, depending on number of attendees. Message us for details.
Animal options
- Pony
- Horse
- Goat
- Chicken
- Mini donkey
- Duck
- Sheep
- Bunny
- Turkey
- Mini cow
Where we go
Nursing homes and rehab facilities, schools, churches, fairs, festivals, corporate events, birthday parties — both private homes and public venues.
What's included
- Travel to you within a 10-mile radius of our farm. Beyond that, it's $1 per mile each way.
- A 2-hour time slot at your venue. Need longer? Add hours at $300 each.
- We stay with the animals for the full slot — handling them, watching over their welfare, and helping your guests interact.
- Setup and teardown of the pen — that's on us.
What you'll need to provide
- A flat, fenced, or fenceable area roughly 20x20 feet for the pen.
- Water access nearby is helpful but not required.
- Shade if the event runs midday in summer.
Get in touch
Send us a message
Tell us about your group, date, and any specifics — we'll get back to you. For anything time-sensitive, give us a call or text instead.
📞 (423) 329-3632